FOUR CIRCLES BY MEG MCCARVILLE FINAL AS PRINTING! ONLY 50 COPIES! SIGNED AND NUMBERED PLUS MORE!
OWN THE LAST OF THE AMPHETAMINE SULPHATE EDITION OF THE CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT OF MY MISERABLE LIFE THUS FAR! MY FIRST BOOK FOUR CIRCLES. THERE ARE ONLY 50 COPIES SO RUN DON'T WALK TO THE NEAREST BLIND MAN AND ROB THE SHIT OUT OF HIM TO MAKE SURE YOU GET YOURS BEFORE THEY ARE ALL GONE!!!!!!!To be clear, I am going to be REPRINTING FOUR CIRCLES. BUT THIS IS THE LAST OF THE AMPHETAMINE SULPHATE PRINTINGS! THERE ARE ONLY 50 OF THESE! AND I AM GOING TO SIGN AND NUMBER EACH FUCKING ONE! I ALSO WILL WRITE YOU A LOVELY PERSONALIZED PERSONAL INSCRIPTION IF YOU WOULD LIKE AND LEAVE ME A MESSAGE (YAH IT'S FREE CUZ I LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!) WITH THIS CRAAAAZY BLOWOUT SALE YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE A LIMITED EDITION POSTCARD OF MY DUMB FUCKING FACE THAT IS COOL AS SHIT!!!!!!! IF YOU SOMEHOW JUST FELL OFF THE DAMN TURNUP TRUCK AND ENDED UP HERE AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF FOUR CIRCLES OR YOU JUST WANT TO READ AN AWESOME REVIEW OF THIS CROWN JEWEL OF LITERARY TRASH...... HERE YA GO!!!!!
"If Harmony Korine and Max Hardcore made a film about a budding modern day Aileen Wuornos it would probably watch a lot like Four Circles reads.
Meg takes on a ride through a handful of choice chapters from her life, from rape to crack den to rape to suicide motel to miscarriage to trailer park to rape. And all with a wild sense absurdity and humor, aided no doubt by the plethora of street-level drugs she's on. Given the subject matter, it's a feat that the book punches along like a Hannah-Barbera cartoon on crack.
I would say reading Four Circles is akin to repeatedly skinning your shin while eating fruity pebbles. This book somehow feels warm and nostalgic while still being utterly real and nightmarish. Maybe it's because I dropped out of school and ran with similar ne'er do well's that this is the case. Some of these adventures feel ripped from the periphery of my life and especially the lives of people I've known that are now either dead or worse. Given what McCarville has gone through, it's really a wonder that she's still here and coherent enough to write a very good book.
All this is not to say that Four Circles is for everyone. Please don't think that. I imagine many readers will relate the book to being repeatedly flicked in the nuts or clit. This is a trashy book written for trashy people. It is gratuitous to a level bordering on rape-revenge porn. It even comes with a kind of trigger warning on the back. Which, coming from the publisher Amphetamine Sulphate, says a lot.
Some might find Four Circles overblown, gimmicky, or childish. And well it sort of is. If addiction, depravity, and constant sex crimes (written with a flair for the absurd) is a gimmick. McCarville isn't going to win any awards for her prose, but she is damned funny in the midst of real American sickness. No clue what Kafka would have thought of this book, but it definitely aims to stab and wound us."
~BY SOMEONE FUCKING AWESOME WHO TRULY MUST HAVE A MIRROR INTO MY MELTED BRAIN
PRETTY GREAT EH? THERE ARE MANY MANY MORE TRULY HUMBLING AROUSING AND TITALLITING REVIEWS FROM THE INTELLECTUALLY ELITE TO BE FOUND ON GOODREADS BY GOING TO THIS LINK: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/44294884-four-circles
SO GET YOURS NOW BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! IF THE PESTILENCE DOES NOT KILL US ALL WITHIN A FEW MONTHS THESE LITTLE BABIES (to be cle lear, I mean this LIMITED EDITION SIGNED AND NUMBERED COPY of my book FOUR CIRCLES, NOT ACTUAL little babies) WILL BE WORTH THEIR WEIGHT IN DIAMOND ENCRUSTED FUCKING RIMS!!!!!! IN MANY PLACES SUCH AS GULAGS AND UNDERGROUND JAPANESE CASTRATION CLUBS FOUR CIRCLES CAN BE USED AS CURRENCY THAT TRUMPS THE FUCK OUT OF BUTTCOIN, GREENBACKS, GOLD, BLOOD DIAMONDS, AND I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOUR IMAGINATION.......
ALSO I DO NOT want to leave my DEAR FRIENDS WHO LUCKILY DO NOT inhabit THE DUMB FUCKING CUNTRY OF AMERICA OUT OF THIS AMAZING DEAL! SO SHIPPING INTERNATIONALLY!!!!!!!!! FOR EXAMPLE TO THE UK WOULD BE $15 USD (the post office told me it would be about $13.00 USD and the other $2 is for my meth head ass packaging and getting of my fat fucking ass and going to the post office!) ........ So if you won the lotto in life and luckily do not reside in this (NOT FUN) apocolaptic cesspool, and you want in on this shit, shoot me a message ON here (if you can?) or on my FACEBOOK or instagram....... https://www.facebook.com/jon.benet.393/ or my IG...... .https://www.instagram.com/jonbenet_azrial_partridge/.... I will reserve one for you right off and then I will calculate the shipping to your cuntry of REZIDENCE.... PLEASE LET ME KNOW! XOXOXOXOXXOX. 🇦🇿🇧🇭🇧🇩🇧🇧🇧🇪🇧🇿🇧🇲🇧🇹🇧🇴🇧🇦🇧🇷🇮🇴🇧🇼🇻🇬🇧🇫🇧🇫🇰🇭🇨🇻🇧🇶🇰🇾🇨🇫🇧🇮🇧🇳🇮🇴🇨🇱🇨🇳🇨🇨🇨🇳🇨🇩🇭🇷🇨🇺🇨🇾🇨🇿🇩🇰🇨🇮🇨🇽🇰🇾🇰🇾🇨🇺🇨🇼🇨🇾🇸🇻🇪🇬🇩🇰🇩🇰🇪🇹🇪🇺🇫🇴🇫🇴🇵🇫🇬🇦🇬🇪🇬🇭🇬🇾🇬🇱🇮🇸🇮🇪🇯🇲🇯🇵🇭🇰🇯🇲🇱🇸🇱🇹🇲🇭🇲🇬🇲🇩🇲🇨🇳🇨🇲🇸🇳🇫🇵🇬🇵🇳🇵🇹🇲🇵🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇶🇦🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇸🇨🇬🇸🇸🇧🇸🇭🇪🇸🇦🇪🏴🇿🇼🏳️🌈🚩🏁🏴🇦🇱🇦🇩🇦🇮🇦🇶🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️🏳️.
I WILL ALSO BE ADDING MORE PRODUCTS AND DOING BUNDLES AND ALL THAT SHIT! BEAR WITH ME! I AM NEW AT THIS! AND I AM FIRST THROWING THIS AWESOME FUCKING GODDAMNED DEAL UP HERE!!!!!
ALSO ALL PROFITS WILL GO TO THE WRITER (ME!) FOR ONCE! WHO IS A DUMB BROKE PIECE OF SHIT AND HAS NEVER BEEN A BUISNESSWOMAN. BUT IT ALL HAS TO START SOMETIME! ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE SPENT ON POWER SUITS, MANI/PEDIS, TANNING TREATMENTS, AND MY PLANE TICKET TO LA TO GO ON SHARK TANK TO GET LAURI RENEIRE TO TO PLASTER QVC WITH MY GARBAGE INVENTIONS! TAKE IT TO THE TOP BITCHEZZZZ!!!!!! SO I THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDYING SUPPORT!
ALWAYS I TRULY DO THANK YOU ALL AND LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!
DISSSSCLAIMER: I AM HORRIBLY AWFUL AT SENDING THINGS THRU THE POST!!!!!! I DO APOLOGIZE IF IT TAKES AWHILE TO GET TO YOU..... BUT I PROMISE IT WILL GET THERE!!!!!!! I AIN'T RUNNIN NO RACKET HERE..... BUT U NO WAT DEY SEZ.... TERRIBLE TRASH CUMMMS 2 THOSE WHO WAIT PATIENTLY AND BLINDLY.......... Just felt I needed to add that cuz I really am awful at fufilling orders but they have all got out and they will..... And also the defunded post office has helped me at Sucking AZZZZZ at this!!!!!!
Hopefully when things die down I can get someone to distro this for me, BUT what u are getting HERE, this SIGNED and NUMBERED VERGIN...... I believe WILL BE WORTH $$$$$$ WHEN I KICK OFF OR MAYBE EVEN BEFORE!!!!!!!! I betcha u could get about 75 cent for it or sumthin.....
XOXOXXXOX. MEG MCCARVILLE.